what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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