okay pat passed out under dana's car
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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