that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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