This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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