Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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