People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
