I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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