It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just pee around me
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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