I hate your face
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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