I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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