What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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