Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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