I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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