if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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