69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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