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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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