I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
you never un-have a 4some
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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