Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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