I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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