You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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