she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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