We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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