I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
