i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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