oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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