Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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