think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just pee around me
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Randomize
