Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I fill condoms, not promises.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
