I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
