i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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