You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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