Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
