so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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