What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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