"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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