fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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