Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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