If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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