Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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