You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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