I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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