I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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