Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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