She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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