I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
