it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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