What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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