I'm jealous of your bromance
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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