I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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