yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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