Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize