My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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