4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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