if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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